The Big Pizza Turd

Fresh off a successful canned food eating challenge, someone saw a Pizza Hut advertisement for their "Big Dinner Box", which is 2 medium 1-topping pan pizzas, 5 breadsticks, and 8 wings.  Fortunately, we decided not to make this into an eating challenge.  If we had, it would have been a miserable experience, where we all showed up at Rob's place and waited for our twelve cold boxes to arrive with their crappy toppings and extra cold marinara, and then we sort of tried to eat all of it, but not a single person could do it, because it was over five thousand calories of awful.  Good thing that never happened, then.